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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God ......

“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburettor.” “How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. R......

10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For The Soul” by Latrell Sprewell 8. “Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Ha......

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly a......

Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can’t post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit ......

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ‘em, I’ve roasted ‘em, I’ve ste......

Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels o......

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, R......

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn ......