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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the ow......

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled &......

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for air......

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the b......

A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The dumb blonde because smart blondes don’t exist.

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies “My computer keeps telling me that i̵......

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first? The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch......

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” *......

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.