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Archive for the ‘Computer Jokes’ Category

The Less You Know, The More You Make

04 May
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematica......
 

Is Windows a Virus

04 May
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do......
 

You’ve been programming too long when

04 May
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don&......
 

America Offline

04 May
A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But......
 

Ann Landers

04 May
Dear Ann Landers, I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian. My Father and......
 

Buy a Mac

04 May
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded, “When ......
 

Complaint Letter

04 May
An allegedly real-life customer complaint letter sent to the NTL complaints dept.. Dear Cretins I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable......
 

Computer Acronyms

04 May
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can’t See It DOS Defective Operating Syst......
 

Give a Man a Fish

04 May
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Internet, and he won’tv bother you for weeks!
 

GM Like Computer Industry

04 May
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would......