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		<title>Two zebras pondering</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, &#8220;Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?&#8221; The other replies, &#8220;Well I don&#8217;t
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.&#8221; So that night he did
and God replied, &#8220;You are what you are.&#8221; The next day he said to the other
zebra, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/two-zebras-pondering/</link>
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		<title>the carburettor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The car won&#8217;t start,&#8221; aid a wife to her husband. &#8220;I think there&#8217;s water in the carburettor.&#8221;
&#8220;How do you know?&#8221; said the husband scornfully. &#8220;You don&#8217;t even know what the carburettor is.&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m telling you,&#8221; repeated the wife, &#8220;I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s water in the carburettor.&#8221;
&#8220;We&#8217;ll see,&#8221; mocked the husband. &#8220;Let me check it out. Where&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/the-carburettor/</link>
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		<title>top ten least popular self help books</title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. &#8220;Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire&#8221;
9. &#8220;Choking Coaches For The Soul&#8221; by Latrell Sprewell
8. &#8220;Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair&#8221;
7. &#8220;How To Win Friends And Influence People In The Bus Station Men&#8217;s Room&#8221;
6. &#8220;If You Want To Lose Weight, Just Stop Eating, You Fat Cow&#8221;
5. &#8220;George Michael&#8217;s Do-It-Yourself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/top-ten-least-popular-self-help-books/</link>
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		<title>top ten tips to know if you have PMS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You&#8217;re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You&#8217;re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, &#8220;How&#8217;s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT.&#8221;
5. Everyone&#8217;s head looks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/top-ten-tips-to-know-if-you-have-pms/</link>
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		<title>digital clock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma no hands!
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		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/digital-clock/</link>
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		<title>10 commandments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme
Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can&#8217;t post
Thou Shalt Not Steal,
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,
and Thou Shall Not Lie
in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile
work environment.
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		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/10-commandments/</link>
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		<title>Cannibal Food</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, &#8220;You know, I just can&#8217;t seem to get a tender missionary. I&#8217;ve baked &#8216;em, I&#8217;ve roasted &#8216;em, I&#8217;ve stewed &#8216;em, I&#8217;ve barbequed &#8216;em, I&#8217;ve even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.&#8221;
The second cannibal asks, &#8220;What kind of missionary do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/cannibal-food/</link>
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		<title>Criminal Hall of Shame</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people &#8212; many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women &#8212; ooops, &#8220;women and men&#8221; &#8212; we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/criminal-hall-of-shame/</link>
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		<title>Electric Train</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, &#8220;All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://vs-china.com/jokes/2010/05/24/electric-train/</link>
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		<title>101 Ways To Annoy People</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &#8220;for sensual massage.&#8221;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is &#8220;to go.&#8221;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of &#8220;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip&#8230;&#8221;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with [...]]]></description>
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