A Brief History Of Medicine
23
May
A short history of medicine:
I have an earache.
2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root
1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition, drin......
A Hot Day
23
May
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.
Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him.
When she knelt down to loosen his col......
A Mother at 65!
23
May
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year ol......
A Short Time to Live
23
May
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” t......
Actual Medical Charts
23
May
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The skin was moist and dry......
Affair with a Dentist
23
May
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after
hours.
But one day he said sadly, ......
An Ailing Child
23
May
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant.
“Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this......
An Amazing Connection With God
23
May
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about menta......
An Irish Mental Institution
23
May
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.
This year the ......
Being Poisoned!
23
May
A man goes to see the Rabbi.
“Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”
The man replied, “M......